Football star Mauro Icardi reportedly has an absurd libido.
According to The Sunretired footballer Daniele Adani was on Twitch with Christian Vieri, and the topic turned to Icardi sex life at a given moment. (SLIDESHOW: These women on Instagram hate wearing clothes)
The two men told how the Paris Saint-Germain player and his wife Wanda allegedly sex a dozen times a day, according to the same report. Yes, you read correctly. (SLIDESHOW: 142 times Joséphine Skriver barely wore anything)
A dozen times! (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Undressed)
I don’t want to call anyone uninformed or a liar, but I believe exactly zero percent of these allegations. That’s not part of it. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be the Hottest Model on the Internet)
There is no chance that someone who has a full-time job, especially one that involves the travel and time of an athlete, will have sex a dozen times a day. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
There’s a better chance I’ll be a billionaire by the end of the week than this story is true.
For the sake of argument, let’s just do a little math here. On average, sexual intercourse lasts 28 minutes. If we think the average applies here, that would mean Icardi spends more than five and a half hours a day on sex alone.
Let’s say he sleeps eight hours a day and spends ten hours a day with his team. This would pretty much mean that every moment of the day he’s not sleeping or working out, he’s having repeated, non-stop sex.
Does anyone believe the math adds up here?
I’ve heard some stories in my time, but this one might take the cake.