(quote) BetaBerry wrote:
MaximusB wrote:
The reason you (Brazil) are so good at football is because you start training so young. It was the same for me when I was a young boy in Italy. You’re practically handed a football right out of the womb. But no other sport is considered important in the grand scheme of things. But it makes sense, because when you think about it, no other sport brings as much pride. Did you see when Brazil won the World Cup? I saw it when Italy won in 2006, Rome shit for 5 days just to party. Young people, the elderly, the sick, pets, etc. The whole country is shut down and no one cares. You also see an entire country uniting under one flag, rather than the urban rivalries you otherwise see.
I would bet you a bottle of cacasa that Italy wins again 
Yeah that’s true. Additionally, Brazil has good programs to detect these talents when they are young and give them appropriate training. And yes, the World Cup victories are pretty impressive.
The bet is on! Wait, what are we betting on? The 2010 World Cup?
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Yes, the 2010 World Cup is in South Africa this time. I would love to see a Brazil-Italy final, 2 teams equally talented and capable of winning.
(quote)LiveFromThe781 wrote:
wait…
Brazil has achievements other than football and women?(/quote)
Dude, have you ever been to a churrascaria? If you’re a meat lover, be prepared. Brazil is a place I would like to visit. I have a friend from Sao Paolo and I keep bothering him to take me with him the next time he goes.
Beta – where in Brazil can you recommend to visit in Brazil?
So no one has called you out for being a hypocrite yet?
BetaBerry – is it a napkin hanging next to a painting? LOL for having paintings in the toilets :P.
(quote)MaximusB wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
wait…
Does Brazil have any achievements other than football and women?
Dude, have you ever been to a churrascaria? If you’re a meat lover, be prepared. Brazil is a place I would like to visit. I have a friend from Sao Paolo and I keep bothering him to take me with him the next time he goes.
Beta – where in Brazil can you recommend to visit in Brazil?(/quote)
yeah, I ate Brazilian steak, man. I live in Massachusetts, we kinda like, I don’t know how to say this…I got a bunch of fucking Brazilians here. they’re basically exactly like guidos too.
I can’t wait for the United States to kick Brazil’s ass, just seeing the scowl on their faces.
…maybe that’s the appeal of football; you can kick other countries’ ass and rub it in their face forever.
(quote)LiveFromThe781 wrote:
MaximusB wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
wait…
Does Brazil have any achievements other than football and women?
Dude, have you ever been to a churrascaria? If you’re a meat lover, be prepared. Brazil is a place I would like to visit. I have a friend from Sao Paolo and I keep bothering him to take me with him the next time he goes.
Beta – where in Brazil can you recommend to visit in Brazil?
yeah, I ate Brazilian steak, man. I live in Massachusetts, we kinda like, I don’t know how to say this…I got a bunch of fucking Brazilians here. they’re basically exactly like guidos too.
I can’t wait for the United States to kick Brazil’s ass, just seeing the scowl on their faces.
…maybe that’s the appeal of football; you can kick other countries’ ass and rub it in their face forever. (/quote)
If the USA wins, Beta gives a striptease!!!
(quote)LiveFromThe781 wrote:
MaximusB wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
wait…
Does Brazil have any achievements other than football and women?
Dude, have you ever been to a churrascaria? If you’re a meat lover, be prepared. Brazil is a place I would like to visit. I have a friend from Sao Paolo and I keep bothering him to take me with him the next time he goes.
Beta – where in Brazil can you recommend to visit in Brazil?
yeah, I ate Brazilian steak, man. I live in Massachusetts, we kinda like, I don’t know how to say this…I got a bunch of fucking Brazilians here. they’re basically exactly like guidos too.
I can’t wait for the United States to kick Brazil’s ass, just seeing the scowl on their faces.
…maybe that’s the appeal of football; you can kick other countries’ ass and rub it in their face forever. (/quote)
That’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard you say. I guess that’s why people get so excited when they play in Mexico.
(quote)MaximusB wrote:
The United States is years, light years, behind Europe and South American countries when it comes to soccer. I doubt I’ll see them become a respectable contender on an international level in my lifetime. (/quote)
Wait what?
Years or light years?
Are we talking about time or distance?
Make a decision.
Furthermore, the American skill level for individual players is decent.
Team play sucking a monkey’s cock.
Hey. wait now. I like soccer, aka soccer… but in the United States, it’s a kid’s sport. It’s so simple and easy for them to learn what a team means, that’s what football is about. To learn what team sports mean. But we don’t like to look at it. It’s fun as fuck to play, but damn no, is it as fun to watch as football or even baseball. For those of you who don’t understand American football, there is a playbook as big as your head.
There is a strategy that you do not understand. Our players are prepared for every position they play. Perfectly. You don’t want to go fast, watch football. You want real strategy and ultimate sportsmanship, watch American football. You complain at every break and you don’t know what that means. Not only do we possess you in finesse, but we also possess you in tenacity.
We are a perfect combination of both. American football is better than anything you have. You want to lure us onto the world stage with a fucking soccer ball? I invite you to join the NFL, all you rugby players… welcome. We are not afraid of the world stage. We simply have better standards.
