Twitter is one of the funniest places on the planet, even though it can also be one of the most toxic. Ultimately, it really depends on which side of the joke you’re on. Simply put, to win Twitter you need to make sure to avoid being one of the trending topics throughout the day. As long as you can do this, you should be fine, although sometimes it’s a lot easier said than done.
Today’s Twitter target was a man named Jizz Hornkamp, a soccer player for a Dutch league team called FC Den Bosch. Hornkamp managed to score four goals today in a huge rally from a 3-0 second-half deficit. His acting was pretty phenomenal and you can see his highlights in the clip below.
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355534216533069824
Of course, her name immediately caught people’s attention because Jizz in English means, well, you know exactly where I’m going with this. Thanks to his name, Hornkamp immediately became a hot topic and many hilarious jokes were spread here.
From sexual innuendos to downright immature puns, Twitter went all out with it, and you can see some of the funniest tweets about it below.
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355540521297567744
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355568567635365894
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355567070205927428
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355563486332514307
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355565496146436099
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355565575284645889
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355555543943933956
https://twitter.com/_/status/1355573117029134337
